IMAGINING BASEBALL

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head “no”. The agent then says, “Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy.”

Bill hesitates…but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, “Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C’mere Hilly baby…” With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, “Bill you “!$#@&!”. The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

He leans over to the agent and says, “How about that; I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!” Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies,

“Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first “pitch.”

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About josiahe

Watching closely, working to understand all I may, in this "Age of Information", even from my limited view, I can see much of what's going on ..... and I oft see it's going to impact all of us which is why I share it. My focus is to expose evil, and to serve my Lord and savior Jesus in whatever way He shows me. If one waits long enough, better writers will come along and comment; it's just that I have so little patience with the evil that lurks among us and I've wasted so much time and now, there is so little left! WELCOME!
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