Mitt Romney was in Boston recently at a hospital event. He told the following story:
President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID and the teller said, ‘You’ve got to prove who you are’.
He said ‘How should I do that?‘.
She said ‘The other day Phil Mickelson came in; he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into the cup, so we knew it was Phil Mickelson. We cashed his check.’
And then Andre Agassi came in and he didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet, hit the ball into bull’s-eye of that target time and time again. We knew it was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check’.
And she said to him ‘Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?’
And Obama said ‘I don’t have a clue’.
And she said ‘Well; very good Mr. President; how do you want your money? Small, or large bills?’