OBAMA’s NEW IDENTITY CRISIS

Mitt Romney was in Boston recently at a hospital event. He told the following story:

President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID and the teller said, ‘You’ve got to prove who you are’.

He said ‘How should I do that?‘.

She said ‘The other day Phil Mickelson came in; he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into the cup, so we knew it was Phil Mickelson. We cashed his check.’

And then Andre Agassi came in and he didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet, hit the ball into bull’s-eye of that target time and time again. We knew it was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check’.

And she said to him ‘Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?’

And Obama said ‘I don’t have a clue’.

And she said ‘Well; very good Mr. President; how do you want your money?  Small,  or large bills?’

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About josiahe

Watching closely, working to understand all I may, in this "Age of Information", even from my limited view, I can see much of what's going on ..... and I oft see it's going to impact all of us which is why I share it. My focus is to expose evil, and to serve my Lord and savior Jesus in whatever way He shows me. If one waits long enough, better writers will come along and comment; it's just that I have so little patience with the evil that lurks among us and I've wasted so much time and now, there is so little left! WELCOME!
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