- Hamas is attacking. Israel is defending.
- Russia is invading.
- Russian planes have recently made 10 incursions into our airspace.
- The Middle East is smoldering.
- Boko Haram is kidnapping young girls, selling them into slavery, and massacring.
- ISIS is marching, ruthlessly murdering all non-Islamic people.
- Iran and N Korea are threatening.
- American cities are crumbling.
- Our southern border is dissolving.
- Our debt is skyrocketing.
- We’ve killed 55,000,000 babies and continuing . . .
- Americans are hurting.
- China calls our (leader from behind) Obama “Monkeyman”.
- Our enemies are laughing.
- But don’t worry; Obama is out fundraising or vacationing in the whitest area of the U.S. – Martha’s Vineyard!
Please take it easy on him, it is his first real job after all!