OBAMA AND COSTELLO?

Have you noticed that it’s always Costello that tells Abbott what to do?   … and it’s always ABBOTT who gets frustrated.
It’s kinda like Obama telling his cohorts that because he can’t get anything passed in the legislature, he may as well circumvent them entirely and govern via EXECUTIVE ORDER.   Democrats think that’s just peachy ….
But not only is what he’s doing unconstitutional, it’s unethical!   Our system of government was purposefully established with CHECKS AND BALANCES, just to avoid this type of dictatorship!   Who said Democrats ever cared anything about ethics though?   Not me!
Obama really is a little man ….. one who cannot get along, one who continues to be divisive, (racially and in every other way) and counter productive to America’s ideals, values, …. to everything that made us great!   Until now, America has been the most giving nation in history … not to mention our willingness to lay down our lives for others ……   That’s a different culture from what this Kenyan Anti-American knows!   He reminds me of a little man from Germany who led his followers on a different quest ……
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This below, is definitely worthwhile …. and funny too …. unfortunately.
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COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible times. It’s 9%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%.
COSTELLO: You just said 9%.
ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%.COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 16% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 9%…

COSTELLO: Wait a minute. Is it 9% or 16%?
ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.

COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.

COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!
ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.
COSTELLO: What point?
ABBOTT: Someone who doesn’t look for work, can’t be counted with those who look for work. It wouldn’t be fair.

COSTELLO: To whom?   Isn’t looking for work, work?
ABBOTT: Huh?  … wouldn’t be fair to the unemployed.

COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.
ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who are out of work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up, you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you’re off the unemployment roles, that would count as less unemployment?
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don’t look for work?
ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That’s how you get to 9%. Otherwise it would be 16%. You don’t want to read about 16% unemployment do ya?

COSTELLO: That would be frightening.
ABBOTT: Absolutely.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means they’re two ways to bring down the unemployment number?
ABBOTT: Two ways ….. that’s correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT: Correct.

OSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT: Bingo.
COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the easier of the two is to just stop looking for work.
ABBOTT: Now you’re thinking like an economist.COSTELLO: I don’t even know what the heck I just said!

And NOW you know why Obama’s unemployment figures are improving!

(And don’t forget the many “under-employed.”)

About josiahe

Watching closely, working to understand all I may, in this "Age of Information", even from my limited view, I can see much of what's going on ..... and I oft see it's going to impact all of us which is why I share it. My focus is to expose evil, and to serve my Lord and savior Jesus in whatever way He shows me. If one waits long enough, better writers will come along and comment; it's just that I have so little patience with the evil that lurks among us and I've wasted so much time and now, there is so little left! WELCOME!
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