I / WE VOTED DEMOCRAT BECAUSE:

When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, last couple elections, just give them this list.  They can then pick their reasons from this “TOP 12.”

#1.   I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t. 

#2.   I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I could. 

#3.   I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it. 

#4.   I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect my loved ones from murderers, rapists, and thieves. 

#5.   I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius. 

#6.   I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive. 

#7.   I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits. 

#8.   I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.. 

#9.   I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters. 

#10.   I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or snail darter. 

11.   I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”. 

12.   I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

About josiahe

Watching closely, working to understand all I may, in this "Age of Information", even from my limited view, I can see much of what's going on ..... and I oft see it's going to impact all of us which is why I share it. My focus is to expose evil, and to serve my Lord and savior Jesus in whatever way He shows me. If one waits long enough, better writers will come along and comment; it's just that I have so little patience with the evil that lurks among us and I've wasted so much time and now, there is so little left! WELCOME!
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2 Responses to I / WE VOTED DEMOCRAT BECAUSE:

  1. Caleb Pruzynski says:

    You make so little sense it makes me giggle. Move the fuck out of Eugene already if you hate it so much. All us dirty drug using liberal commies would sure enjoy one less bitchy conservative telling us that our decided lifestyle is wrong. Go to the midwest.

    • josiahe says:

      Makes me think that you’re that jerk Oregon Senator’s (Floyd’s) son ….. did he change how he spelled his name, or did he forget it? Probably you that changed it ….. If I were related to him, I would!

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