There’s an imposter in the White House! It’s NOT Alfred E. NewBama sitting there, as our Pres… er, . . . . Resident! There’s been a “bait and switch”, some sort of Identity Theft!
CALL THE COPS; CALL HOMELAND SECURITY! CALL SOMEONE!
This imposter is NOT who they voted for!
When will they realize, you ask?
I’m not sure! Must be some sort of Hype-Nosis. Delirium, maybe . . . mass delirium? Oooops – Hope-Nosis.
What am I trying to say here?
. . . pardon my brain freeze – – – I meant hypnosis, . . . . didn’t I? . . . think I did . . .